Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,835 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/100 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 8/11 (165/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Make a big explosion!
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (255/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Rage Quit.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (335/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/145 points)
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Lose a game
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
Medals Earned: 9/12 (80/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades